Archive for February, 2008

Movie Review: Jumper

Sunday, February 17th, 2008
Jumper

Jumper is a sci-fi movie about a geeky outcast guy who suddenly discovers he has the ability to “teleport” to different places. He runs away from home, leaving behind a dad “who wasn’t much of one” and his high school crush. We catch up with him later as he’s living the good life of a wold hopping bank robber, when he’s attacked by someone who knows what he can do and seeks to kill him because of it. Obviously now that he’s in danger it would be a good time to visit the old high school crush and put her in danger too.

Jumper is a fairly interesting concept. The ability to jump is never given a scientific basis – people just seem to be born with it – and the people who hunt jumpers are never given much of a rationale beyond – “You’re an abomination. Only God should have the ability to be all places.” Beyond that the the characters are largely undeveloped and the movie is lacking a certain something I like to call a plot.

At the end of the movie my feeling was that the movie was pretty pointless. There’s no central theme or overall story arc. The story just seems to happen to the character. Oddly enough there’s a pretty prominent actor (Diane Lane) who plays a very minor (in terms of screen time) role. Either a lot of her performance was left on the cutting room floor or she was there for some other reason. That other reason would be sequels. The movie feels almost like a pilot for a TV show and the concept would seem to be good one for a TV show or perhaps a series of movies. Diane Lane’s character delivers one of those obvious “we’ll be making a sequel” lines near the end of the movie and I wouldn’t be surprised if the intention is to bring her back in a bigger role in a future version.

  • Effects – pretty good – the locations of course are spectacular
  • Action – decent enough
  • Plot – virtually non-existant
  • Performances – Sam L. Jackson oddly disappoints for some reason. Rachel Bilson is cute which seems to be her character’s main quality, Hayden Christensen does ok in the lead
  • Overall: probably a 2 of 5 – worth watching when it hits TNT and you have nothing better to do

My rating: 2.0 stars
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Happy Birthday to Mii

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Got an early Valentines/Birthday/Anniversary gift.

And yes, your arm does get sore from playing Wii tennis. Unfortunately I don’t think it counts as a workout.

Of course that puts these on the wishlist:

Rayman's Raving Rabbids 2Tiger Woods 08Super Mario Galaxy

The new Mario Kart for Wii isn’t out yet. :)

I didn’t want to get my hair wet

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

Emma just informed us that “I didn’t want to get my hair wet when I got appetized.”

I suppose we’d all be upset if we were going to be served up before an entrée and had to get our hair wet in the process.

Winning is sweet

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

Winning against a team that everyone hates is even sweeter.

Hope for the Future – Glorify the Past

Monday, February 4th, 2008

Parenting is all about hoping for the future “I can’t wait until my kids are able to do …” and glorifying the past “It was so great when my kids …”

During football season (Yay Giants!) I’d glorify the past. Particularly the days when Emma was just a few months old and she and Drew were both napping in the afternoon. Mom and Drew would go upstairs to nap, Emma would fall asleep on my chest and I got to watch the game. Nowadays I very rarely get to watch a show I want to see while the kids are awake (though I think Drew is starting to like Mythbusters).

Of course this is a case of “the good old days” since the reason that Mom was napping along with the kids is that Emma was still getting up in the middle of the night.

For a long time I longed for the days when the kids would be out of diapers. Not that changing them was so horrid but because it was a general hassle. Now I just long for the day when Emma can go to the bathroom without assistance from dear old dad.